Funny cool horoscope for the new year zodiac signs in verse

We offer you a new fun, playful, humorous horoscope for the new year for each sign of the zodiac for holiday parties, New Year corporate

Funny cool horoscope for the new year zodiac signs in verse

Capricorn

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Capricorns coming year

Ringing will claw.

Trot along the roads

Top rushes.

On the left horn - a peck of luck.

Right horn - health pud.

Luster of wool? It means,

What you will find peace and good.

Aquarius

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Do not pour water in vain, guys!

Always on the case quickly, clearly, accurately!

The exact date of the line -

That is, it is rare.

Wash the dishes more often!

And do not forget about your hands!

And in the most evil of microbial life

Fight and do not blame me.

Cool horoscope Fish

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Swim against the watercourse!

And do not let the bubbles.

At the bottom of a deep oarlocks

Sit quietly before dawn.

Save money oxygen -

He will be so helpful

In this hot bright year.

Let your dream beach!

Taurus

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Everywhere red? Very hot?

Bullfighting here! And you - the hero.

To avoid park the minutes -

Run happily home.

Mychite rare, but in the case.

Chew gum every day

Train your mind and body,

And the chase in the neck laziness!

Gemini

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The world with haste and aspirations

Tries to trick you.

Spend Life in motion,

Chew packs "Revit".

Gemini like-minded

You can quickly tell the difference.

New Year to all of you on the right

It will give joy!

Cancer

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You should not back away from happiness!

Run from all feet to it!

Passing ailments and misfortunes.

The coming year - the key to that.

Look for holes under stones,

Swing claws and a smile!

Then always be with you

Heat in the eyes, in the sound - a violin.

Funny horoscope Leo poems

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Thunderstorm forests, fields and prairies.

Shaggy lion. You are waiting for a victory!

Flee from the ridiculous debate -

They are calluses, dandruff, misfortune!

Keep your pride and love.

The leader of the pack - an important rank.

Simple things, life value.

Freedom sincere paintings.

Virgo

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Beautiful maidens half

The coming year promises trouble.

Make-up, rear kitchen,

Keep the focus for the whole company.

The male half of the mark!

Wear on the first hand!

Such courage and attack

It will take place in the clouds!

Libra

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Your arrow equilibrium

It depends entirely on you!

The harmony of the soul is always wonderful,

Baste clear accurate eye.

Scales of fate you are not kit,

When and you will not cheat.

On the contrary - the top canopy,

Will believe and love.

Scorpio poems

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In the sweltering desert and deaf

Do not get lost, scorpions!

Where to go? Forward! Hand

Tear all your obstacles.

Oasis is waiting - time value.

There prickly cactus - it is dangerous!

For those who are in the subject of the topic -

Look. And you find happiness.

Sagittarius

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In the quiver of arrows behind,

Bow in hand, in a salad, too.

Accurate Archer - you are a hero!

With Robin Hood like you!

Hitting all targets,

Feel the sweetness.

Their products - pasta,

Among the events - the joy of life!

Aries

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Do not be stubborn Very hard

But we must all endure

And every morning, Year of the Snake

More often look in the mirror.

And seeing your smile

You go into the world of fun

And do not make mistakes

Everyone fell in love with in his life.

Author Alexander Litvin

As well as how to choose a Christmas tree, real or artificial

New Year - the most favorite holiday. People say, how to celebrate New Year and spend. All people scurrying around, they want as much as possible interesting, beautiful to greet the new year. Since childhood, we remember the smell of the new year - it's the smell of trees and mandarin. Soon again the new year soon new concerns and chief among them - to buy a Christmas tree. After all, no trees and no sense of celebration.

Selection of trees: a real or artificial

On Christmas bazaars huge amount of forest beauties, and the shops are filled with Christmas trees, brought from China, Holland, Germany and other countries. Countries. What is the tree to choose?

Let's try to figure it out. Natural tree - a tree that had just come out of the woods. Our forest beauty pleases the eye and has a pleasant pine scent.

How to choose and what Christmas real Christmas tree

This tree must be purchased no earlier than two weeks before the Christmas holidays, or at the Christmas tree is not very attractive - it will start to turn yellow and drop needles, not dostoyano before the holiday, and if it is on the market already has a yellowish color, it means it They cut down long ago.

Carefully consider the elasticity of the branches, felled trees for a long time it is lost. You can hit the tree on the floor, if the needles fell - this shows once again that the tree has long been cut off. And do not forget about the height of the Christmas tree, do not take the high tree, if you have low ceilings, so it was not necessary, then cut the trunk.

Well, we bought, and now we have to think about how to set it up and possibly longer preserve the appearance of freshly cut Christmas trees. This requires a cross or even a bucket of sand, which will plant our Christmas tree and will be watered. And you can put a Christmas tree in a solution which consists of water, a pinch of salt and 1 tablespoon of sugar. Now along our natural wonder and ready to greet the new year.

How to choose an artificial tree for the New Year

Let us now try to choose an artificial Christmas beauty. Many shops to each other offer a choice of Christmas trees imported from China, Holland, Germany and other countries. Artificial tree can be sold already with decoration.

At the present time, buy an artificial Christmas tree to become fashionable, many people prefer artificial Christmas tree, instead of fluffy wood beauty. This has both pluses and minuses.

By choosing an artificial Christmas tree should be approached very carefully and accurately. The main criterion for an artificial tree should be a material from which it is made. This material should be durable, Christmas trees made of painted paper does not deserve your attention, as perishable and do not have much of an attractive appearance and that the very dangerous - may ignite.

It is desirable that it was made of plastic. Dye desirable natural, resistant to fading and water, because you have to apply to the fur-tree water treatments. And most importantly, the tree should be made of fire-retardant plastic.

It is necessary to pay attention to the design of the product tree is to be similar to its cousin the forest. Needles should be pleasant to the touch when you touch them by hand, and in any case does not crumble. And do not forget decorations made of environmentally friendly material, and garland, which does not ignite.

And most importantly - the price of Christmas trees. The price of high-quality artificial Christmas tree is several times higher than the price on the forest beautiful. But the advantage of an artificial Christmas tree is that it can be used every new year for several years. A Christmas tree out of the forest will die.

If you have heart aches for wildlife - then buy an artificial Christmas tree. In any case, the choice is yours.

And you happily to celebrate the New Year!